Home Remodeling Cost vs Increased Home Value

Thinking of remodeling your home and you're not sure if it's worth it? The attached article shows you a comparison of Cost vs. Value.

There is also a Top 10 most cost effective ways to improve the look and more importantly the value of your home.

For more information or for a FREE evaluation of your home contact me, George Jester!

http://www.realtor.org/rmohome_and_design/costvsvalue

Get The Real Story . . .

Get the Real Story® is a group of short, humorous video clips created and posted on the popular video sharing site, YouTube. This provide you with good reasons why owning real estate in New Jersey is a good investment. Click the link below and enjoy the videos.

As always, contact me if you have any questions or comments. Thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/RealStoryNJ


Take Care,
George Jester

May 2010 Edition of Real Estate Insights

Hold down your control key and click here to get the May 2010 Edition of Real Estate Insights provided by Realtor.com.

This will give you a behind the scenes look at the Housing Market. Enjoy and as always comments, opinions and questions are always welcome.

Thanks for your time and have a great day!

George

Application To Date My Daughter

I just came across a very funny post from another Blog and thought I'd share it with you.


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTERNOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_________ ____
HEIGHT_____ WEIGHT________ IQ__________ GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #__________ _ DRIVERS LICENSE #___________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_____________________________
HOME ADDRESS______________ CITY/STATE_________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Number of years they have been married ___________________________
If less than your age, explain_____________________________________________________________
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you?_________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ‘DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER’ mean to you?
_________________________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does ‘ABSTINENCE’ mean to you?
_________________________________________________________

REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ___________________________________________
How often you attend ___ ____________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? _____________
mother? _____________
pastor? _____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answersare confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be:________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:_______________________________________________________
C: A woman ’s place is in the:
_____________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
___________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
__________________________________________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESEWATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
_________________________________________________________Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)
__________________________ _____________________Mother’s Signature Father’s Signature________________________________Pastor/Priest/Rabbi/State
Representative/Congressman

Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

Home For Sale - 508 Bancroft

508 Bancroft - Cherry Hill, NJ

Charming Split Level home located in the very desirable development of Kingston. Situated on almost a .25 acre lot, this 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bathroom home has been very well cared for. Featuring a screened in porch, fully finished lower level and a walk up attic with flooring. There~s also an updated kitchen with newer Dishwasher(4yrs), Gas Stove(4yrs) and a Brand New Refrigerator. All of which are included. Utilities are updated too, with a newer Hot Water Heater(5yrs) and Central Air Unit(3yrs). There are also New Windows throughout. Add in the Vinyl Siding and this home is virtually maintenance free. If you are looking for a move in ready home, this is the one for you. Come by for a tour. You won't be disappointed!

Home For Sale - 232 Briarwood Rd

232 Briarwood Rd - West Berlin, NJ
This beautiful home is situated in the quiet and very desirable West Berlin area of Centaurian Woods. It features 4 spacious bedrooms, 1-1/2 baths, Jet Tub in the Main Bath, recently installed H/W FLOORS on the main level and stairway, a 2-Tier deck off the dining room that leads to an ABOVE GROUND POOL. The FULL FINISHED BASEMENT contains a WOODBURNING STOVE and the 4th bedroom. Kitchen features new appliances, granite counter tops and a custom ceramic tile back-splash. There are also Custom light fixtures throughout the home. The Central A/C was upgraded in 2006, Boiler was upgraded in 2001 and Electrical System was replaced in 2001. The entire interior of this home has also been professionally painted recently. All of this and it is situated on a large lot size at 100'x158'. If you enjoy space inside and out, this is your place! Come for a tour of this wonderful home. You won't be disappointed!